Several years removed from his coming-of-age misfire Roll Bounce, lensman Malcolm D. Lee gathered an intimidating cast of African American actors and headed to the South for some home-cooked comedy in Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins. But there was a problem–a few, actually. Not only is Roscoe Jenkins a mostly-stale clunk of leftover slapstick (not what I’d like to open the fridge to in the morning), it’s an awkward assemblage of misused stars that feels uninviting rather than warm, which is what a movie about family in the South should be.
Dr. RJ Stevens (Martin Lawrence) is a successful, familiar face in Hollywood. He has his own talk show (which, from what is shown, looks more like the Jerry Springer kind of “talk” show), a smart, kind, athletic son, an L.A. mansion, and a fiancée (Joy Bryant) who redefines the term diva–she’s a prissy, bossy, Survivor-champ vegan with an annoying physical regimen, an annoying Pomeranian pooch, and an annoying voice (as one character pinpointed it, she’s “the black Paris Hilton”). But when his parents call to invite him to their weekend-long 50th anniversary celebration, all that he has amassed is left behind for the quiet Southern town he grew up in and has since grown out of.
As if the movie’s beginning wasn’t formulaic enough for a Lawrence comedy (or any comedy for that matter), once Roscoe “RJ” Steven Jenkins, Jr. reaches the slack destination that he, his son, his fiancée, her “lab rat,” and her 57 bags of luggage set out for, Lee constructs this so-called “comedy” by seemingly duplicating a thousand other, not-worth-duplicating comedies’ blueprints–an uncomfortable reunion followed by cheers and celebration, then the arrival of a rival (Roscoe’s cousin Clyde, played by Cedric the Entertainer) and an old flame (Nicole Ari Parker, who represents the “better” girl for Roscoe), then chaotic mishap (basically, Roscoe messes everything up because he’s “adapted” to his red carpet lifestyle, rendering him incapable of acting by the traditional Southern norms that he spent his 20 years living by).
Of course, someplace mashed in the middle, Roscoe confronts his disapproving father (the terrific James Earl Jones, who’s neglected any quality screen time for squishy Martin Lawrence faces and farting-while-doing-yoga scenes), realizes that family comes before fame, makes amends with everyone he’d ticked off, and swaps his inconsiderate, arrogant wife-to-be for the kind, less-threatening girlfriend he wished he had all along. And don’t get your panties all in a bunch for bequeathing upon you that top-secret, G-14 classified information–you’d find out for yourself by watching the opening 20 minutes anyway–but rather consider it a favor. Now you can watch something else without worrying that the your hungry curiosity to know how Roscoe Jenkins ends (don’t lie, everyone knows you were curious) will eat you if not fed. Ease your mind and pick a movie you might take pleasure in watching.
Truth be told, there are a handful of chuckle moments in this systematic genre flick, all of which come from the supporting cast (Michael Clarke Duncan, Mo’Nique, and especially Mike Epps are very funny in their roles), but the droughts between them are long and tedious and not worth the whole of the film. However, if for some inexplicable reason you have seen and found amusement in Malcolm Lee’s newest failure, the DVD release will be no disappointment to you, for it offers a smorgasbord of in-depth and not-so-in-depth supplementary material, including Joe’s “We’re Going Home” music video, an extended opening scene, deleted scenes, outtakes, a short on-the-set piece, cast and crew interviews, and an extensive feature commentary option with the director.
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Florida is one of the top vacation and retirement spots in the country. Orlando, Florida is a particularly well-known destination. Known for its amusement parks and picturesque landscapes that look cut right out of a postcard, Orlando is an ideal place for tourists, pensioners, and just about anyone looking for a home.
In more recent years, Orlando has become home not just to Orlando Studios and Disney World but also to a booming real estate market. Vacation homes in Orlando, Florida can be rented and purchased for incredibly low prices. From north to south, real estate goldmines abound in the place. There are homes and town houses for sale, apartments for rent, and a number of lovely vacation homes in Orlando, Florida. Over the past few years, high demand for vacation homes in Orlando, Florida has made such a highly viable investment. After all, these vacation homes are not only inexpensive and ideal for future investment; they are also the closest one could get to the complete vacation rental vacation homes experience. The homes are close to various vacation destinations. Moreover, they come fully furnished, with all appliances, such as stoves, washers, and dryers, already in place. So, if you can afford it, plunk down serious cash for a beautiful vacation home. You can be assured it's worth every penny you pay.
If, on the other hand, you cannot afford as serious a purchase as a house, then you need not break the bank. Opt for renting an Orlando vacation villa instead. Renting vacation villas is especially advisable for a family on vacation. First, it gives you a free hand in picking your proximity to vacation spots. Secondly, it allows you to enjoy maximum comfort and luxury. Thirdly, it helps you save. Who wouldn't want to enjoy better accommodations and get to save at the same time? Villas, condos, and vacation homes in Orlando, Florida can be rented for a fraction of the price of a regular hotel room. For example, given regular hotel rates, a week's stay for two could set you back more than $1,000. On the other hand, many Orlando vacation homes can house ten people for a week, with a price tag that is much, much lesser.
There are a plethora of choices and most of them are a stone's throw away from Disneyworld and other prominent tourist areas. Most vacation homes in Orlando, Florida come with private pools; some even boast of game rooms and Jacuzzis. Additionally, you need not find an agent to make your booking. You may book online on sites such as http://www.Holiday4You.com. For an additional charge, you may also avail of such amenities as gas barbecue rental, highchair and crib for your toddlers, a wheelchair, and even an escort. The booking process itself is simple. Most sites online offer a catalogue detailing the unit, its specific location, and its rental fee. All you have to do is browse the catalogue and fill out a secure online form.
So, in your next vacation, why not combine business with pleasure? Invest in vacation homes in Orlando, Florida or, if not that, then book one online today.
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There were too many edited scenes that made this purchase a non value.
1. When driving to the beach, an edited car scene.
2. When arriving at the first beach house, an edited upstairs foyer scene.
3. When in the first beach house, the dog chewing on the sofa leg and the collapse of the sofa.
4. The fabulous boobs scene.
All these scenes were cut out, and when combined, they only add a minute or so longer to the movie.
Summer Rental is Very Funny,John Candy is/was Great. It’s A Good family vacation movie. Of what everything that can and does go wrong.Fun in the florida sun!rent the movie you won’t regret it.
I like john candy. too bad hes not a live today. cuz i think movies need his type of humor. He plays this guy who is so stressed out at work, that his job gives him some much needed time off, so him and his family go to florida, where they get a nice rent house…but its not too long till stuff starts to go crazy. Its one of those movies where something always bad happens to the guy, but its funny. Even on his vacation he cant get much of a break.
His daughter is played by the red head chick thats in the goonies. And this one guy in the movie who gives their family trouble, played Col. Trotman from Rambo. Remember that? That guy. He plays stuck up jerk in this movie, but hes hilarious at it.
Its a predictable movie i guess, especially now since its the 21st century, but you dont watch this movie for the greatest plot, or dialog. Its got a few memorable moments that are just so funny. So i think if you family movies from the 80s, then i think you’ll like it. Not to say that its a G rated comedy. Theres a scene where some random lady wants to get someones opinion about her recent boob job. Theres no nudity per say, but you know what i mean.
Its an 80s movie, so what else do you expect? lol
I gave it 3 stars cuz its not the best movie of its kind ever, but its one of those so-so movies that are a lot of fun to watch. John Candy in this movie reminds me of my uncle, so its extra funny for me.
I’d definatly buy this movie if i had the money!
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Here’s how you can get organized and it’s simple to use. Compact enough to carry with you. Easy access to all of your rental information – at your finger tips – including phone numbers, housekeepers, contractors, and schedules – all kept in one place. Large Print for easy viewing and Plenty of room to record information. The Complete Vacation Rental Planner and Tax Organizer
I bought this book last November and I started using it right away. I call it my “bible” because I can refer to it for any information that I may need regarding my rental property. I love the calendar system because I can see what’s available quickly. The Reservation forms are great to use because it lists all the questions that I need to ask potential renters. The Tax forms are so easy that I am using them this year so I don’t forget to take all the deductions that are applicable.
Marie Ferguson’s book was a great help, and gave me lots of ideas on renting my villa in Florida. I also purchased her Vacation Rental Organizer. It’s nice to have all my information on my villa in one place.
Breaking all the Rules: How to Rent Your Vacation Home: A New, Innovative – Rent by Owner -Tool for Preparing, Managing, Advertising & Maintaining Your Rental & Free Welcome Book & Property Listing
I bought this book and let me say my first year of renting was a huge success and It was easy !
This book takes you from start to finish! Easy Read and Easy to follow samples of contracts etc.
Thank you Marie for writing it! It has made my life alot simpler with renting!
I have read nearly every book out there on Vacation Rentals, and I found this one to be very straight forward ad easy reading. I have been in the business for 10 years, so most of this information is excellent particularly if you are new in the buisness.
I had a bit of a problem trying to retrieve my “free guest book” from the author’s website, and as soon as she was aware of this, she contacted me directly and help me achieve my goal immediately.
I have listed my vacation rental on the author’s site and will look forward to taking any bookings that come in as a result of this completely free advertising.
After communicating with Marie, I can see why she is successful, she is a great “problem solver” Way to go, Marie!
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at $20 for this short book I would recommend you look elsewhere. I was VERY disappointed by the lack of useful content in the book.
The author’s ‘expertise’ in this field is that she owns ONE vacation rental in New Hampshire, so as you might expect, her recommendations are specifically tailored to that experience and situation. There is virtually nothing in this book that would be considered truly interesting information as I suspect everything could be found online.
I wrote a prior review on this book and did not have a good alternative book to recommend. Fortunately I do now.
How to Rent Vacation Properties By Owner, but Christine Hrib Karpinski. It is about 300 pages long and in my review of it so far it appears to have a number of useful details. It easily covers anything in the “Breaking all the rules” book but with useful information and insight.
Before buying this book, I would suggest you check out the other one as well, read the reviews (significantly more of them for that book) and the author bios.
One final comparison, and perhaps not a fair one, but intended to provide another example of the difference in quality of these two books.
Both books have a forward included. For the OTHER book, it is written by some long-term journalist covering real estate. For THIS book, it was written by the author’s cleaning woman (yes, I am serious). Nothing against this nice woman, but I cannot imagine she has a not of useful insights for me on how to rent my property other than that it should be clean.
Hope this helps. I don’t like to dump on books or authors because I know it takes a lot of time and energy to write and publish a book, but this one unfortunately deserves to be noted because at $20 it is unfair to buyers/readers.
This great movie was filmed in Chicago’s north shore, and lots of New Trier High School students tried out to be extras in the film. Two of those students chosen were my two daughters. They are having fun watching it again – reliving memories of that experience.